The battered and frankly unsavory hem-hem sorting hat is lowered upon my beetling brow and ... it SPEKE:
"Huflepuf. Also you hav a face like a squished tomato."
Curses curses i wanted to be in grifindore with hary ron and other heroic brave fearless boys. ...
It is fotherington-tomas the utter girly wet and weed. "i am so glad to be in huflepuf our emblem is the noble badger who roam the woods and fields."
CURSES!
Sorry to lose you, Ronald Searle.
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