Contractually obliged to include the religious slot 'Thought for the Day', atheist Lee asked Alan Moore to do it. Alan Moore of course, is famous for his eccentric religious beliefs:
Hello, my name is Alan Moore, and I make a living by making up stories about things that never actually happened. Perhaps that's why I worship a human headed snake, that was exposed as a ventriloquist's dummy nearly 2,000 years ago.... A tame boa constrictor in a blonde wig, it was a bit like Paris Hilton but more biologically credible.
The big advantage of worshipping a god which is a glove puppet is that if things get a bit unruly, you can always put it gack in the gox.
It's less than two minutes long, and well worth a listen. I like the sincere voice he uses, a bit like the Bishop of Chichester (or whatever).
That's cheered me up. Self doubt - you can go GACK in the GOX.