I used to hate moustaches but I kind of like them nowadays. Inner struggle more poignant than oppressive. Moustached men at least wear their struggles under their own noses. It's yer smooth-cheeks you wanna watch out for.
Anyway now it's Movember, when guys grow moustaches for charity. Here is a list of my top ten moustaches for Movember:
Random steampunk guy
Wild Bill Hickok
Now, nearly everyone of those you think 'You poor guy'. Coincidence? Or inner conflict expressed via facial hair?