The Telegraph: Someone has found a jellybean that looks a bit like Kate Middleton.
Richard Cullen, Joint Managing Director for The Jelly Bean Factory in Dublin, who is yet to see the bean said: "This sounds truly incredible, I would have to see the bean myself to believe it. All of our beans are handmade and this looks like one of our red speckled Mango beans, the natural speckles are unique to each and every jelly bean due to the handmade process."
Seriously - have you seen a more idiotic piece of rubbish passed off as news? I am delighted.
Oh here's a nice bit of completely unrelated video to add a bit of content to this post: Australian schookids react to a lifesize puppet T Rex. Much squealing.