I'm looking after my Mum's cat at the moment, and disgruntled Milo has been disappearing for up to a day at a time. I was worried - particularly with it being cold. Now I know he is somewhere warm and safe, being a muse. Or should I says 'mews'.
When the chap came round Milo came up to him all friendly - ah my chicken provider - and this guy tickles him under the chin and picks him up. Milo is perfectly happy with this manhandling - the hussy. The man says 'Oh, hello Dave'. Dave? That's Milo's name when he's at this guy's house. A cat called Dave.