What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?: WTF? Apparently this is something that they do in America for a joke. Who knew? Doesn't it go all soggy when it rains?
What is the bug that when you touch it, curls into a ball?: Woodlouse. English ones don't curl up as tightly as US ones.
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?: fizzy drink
What do you call gym shoes?: pumps
What do you say to address a group of people?: Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure. And I hope it always will. (copyright, The Two Ronnies, 1973)
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?: Harvestman. A Daddy Long Legs is a kind of fly.
What do you call your grandparents?: Nanny and Grandad
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?: Trolley
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?: 'Hey look! A rainbow!'
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?: Clicker
Main seating furniture in the living room? Settee
Long bread roll that they make a sandwich out of: French bread, or if feeling posh 'a baguette'