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Regional dialect

People are doing various versions of that 'regional dialect' meme. Here are some of my answers:

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?: WTF? Apparently this is something that they do in America for a joke. Who knew? Doesn't it go all soggy when it rains?

What is the bug that when you touch it, curls into a ball?: Woodlouse. English ones don't curl up as tightly as US ones.

What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?: fizzy drink

What do you call gym shoes?: pumps

What do you say to address a group of people?: Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure. And I hope it always will. (copyright, The Two Ronnies, 1973)

What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?: Harvestman. A Daddy Long Legs is a kind of fly.

What do you call your grandparents?: Nanny and Grandad

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?: Trolley

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?: 'Hey look! A rainbow!'

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?: Clicker

Main seating furniture in the living room? Settee

Long bread roll that they make a sandwich out of: French bread, or if feeling posh 'a baguette'
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