The .doc file of J Alfred Prufrock by copperbadge
It's harder to hit a freeform poem I think, but this hits it perfectly.
"I am Babbage, come from the dead,
Come back to ban you all, I shall ban you all" --
If one, sending a textmessage, autocorrected
Should say: "That is not what I typed at all.
That is not it. LOL."
thanks to nwhyte for the link