Best yet:
Sloth or entropy? Who can tell, really?
(that's Gravity's Rainbow)
Chamberlain, Maine (Reuters - August 19th) - Rain of stones reported: a reportedly unpopular telekinetic fundamentalist highschooler burns down the town.
I edited that a bit to make it harder.
High-principled woman who is not so superficial as to be taken in by wealth and good looks chooses the handsome, shaggable one anyway.
This is too easy isn't it?
EDIT This is a good one 'Being in World War II was so bad that now I hallucinate about aliens and time travel'