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09:03 am - 'I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot'
I ought to be working but this made me laugh a lot.

SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do (may be apocryphal)

for example

Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.

May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty.

Don't tell Princess Di jokes in front of the British Airborne.


etc.

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From:redstarrobot
Date:February 3rd, 2004 09:03 pm (UTC)
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Saw that about a year ago. Frickin' hilarious. And yes, the psychological warfare mascot is one of the great ones. :)

I'll have to re-read this later.
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From:redstarrobot
Date:February 3rd, 2004 09:21 pm (UTC)
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I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision.

I hesitate to speculate, but find myself compelled to...

If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

You have to love this guy's commanding officers, though, don't you.
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From:communicator
Date:February 4th, 2004 03:49 pm (UTC)

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You have to love this guy's commanding officers, though, don't you

Yes, I imagine them as entering into the spirit of the thing. And he obviously wasn't shit-canned (is that the right expression?)
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From:altariel
Date:February 4th, 2004 09:20 am (UTC)
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Nothing to do with this, but have you seen this picture of John Lydon having breakfast? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3457199.stm
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From:communicator
Date:February 4th, 2004 09:43 am (UTC)

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Awww. I notice in the same story that the TV company are 'very sorry' that Johnny swore on live TV. I expect they are as shocked and surprised as we all are.
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From:altariel
Date:February 4th, 2004 09:47 am (UTC)

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Imagine, Johnny swearing on live TV! Who could ever have possibly imagined such a thing might happen?

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