Another big thing that happened this week is that we've got no bathroom. The existing bathroom was avocado*, and also completely rubbish in many other ways too tedious to enumerate. The number of ways in which is was rubbish has increased as our plumber has dismantled it to reveal What Lies Beneath, and basically we are having to put in a new ceiling, new walls and a new floor. Before we even start on the actual, you know, bath and so on.
* Hey - watch this clip to learn the correct way to respond to avocado bathrooms, at least in England.