This might sound like I am complaining, but I actually really like it that people can feel that they can call me like that. Also I quite relish jumping to it.
Anyway, I quickly brought our Sunday dinner forward, and found an M&S 'Simply Food' open, and bought a load of vegetarian food that can be eaten cold. My family are all fed with duck now, and I'm going to set out a cold buffet. I've got to phone the vet back at half five - they don't know if they'll be able to save his poor leg. I hope they can because he's quite an active cat.
ETA - 6.30 call from the vet. so much leg bitten away that they can't sew it up properly, and he'll need another operaiton on Tuesday, and he's in a lot of pain. worse than I expected. Just off to get him.