October 13th, 2008
|02:07 pm - Surfeit sicken and so die|
Yesterday I felt a bit yuck, so I went for a walk for a couple of hours with H, but then I stayed in and had a quiet day. All good. Unfortunately I made a stupid decision to browse about on the Internet for several hours. Normally I do dip in and out quite frequently during the day, but yesterday I put in some real continuous time, and by the end of it I felt like a person who binges at the fridge. Each bite seems tempting but cumulatively you feel sick and disgusted.
Worst of all, I ended up reading a load of comments on a Fox news site (I know, asking to be sickened) with a load of tossers going on about how they are stockpiling weapons and survival gear in case Obama 'steals the election' they can become 'patriotic freedom fighters'. I know it's not my country in danger, but the stupid was pretty intense. For idiotic reasons to do with being lazy and curious I kept reading.
And then it poisons your eyes somehow so I went back to my own blog and suddenly everything I had written for days seemed grotesque (this may be partly the effect of whatever virus was making me feel poorly anyway). It was like 'The goggles, they do nothing!'.
I suspect you kept reading for the same reason one can't help but stop and look at a horrible accident.
Yes, indeed, it was like that. And also the thrill of feeling 'well, I might be a bit of a fool sometimes, but I'm streets ahead of these buffoons' which I'm not proud of.
If your IQ exceeds your shoesize, it's kinda hard to look at that and not feel intellectually superior.
|Date:||October 13th, 2008 01:24 pm (UTC)|| |
"It would amuse the thoughtful and intelligent, but from a business point of view that portion of the public are never worth considering"
J K Jerome, Three Men on the Bummel
Even the sensible bits of the Internet start to seem moronic after a couple of hours immersed in them. Or perhaps it was that I brought a jaundiced disposition to the party.
There are more and better female comics these days than ever before. I loved Tina Fey's sketch 'I'm fucking Matt Damon' (with Matt sat there nodding and smiling)
did you see the rebuttal sketch?
|Date:||October 13th, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)|| |
I thought it was Sarah Silverman who did the "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" sketch. Or is there another version of it that I've missed?
oooh nooo, I do this so often. I'm inured to the embarrassment now.
ETA - Also I've got the Guardian weekend supplement in front of me right now with Silverman's name and face all over it!
Edited at 2008-10-13 06:00 pm (UTC)
Just got home and took a look at it, yes, very good