Q: Who was the first man on the moon?
A: Louis Armstrong
To the very far miss:
Q: Which of the four elements identified by Aristotle was denoted by the greek prefix 'pyro'?
A: Louis Armstrong
And some priceless nonsense from various celebrities.
"Celebrity is bestial. It's the worst form of Karma. You are like the gazelle that strays from the flock. Soon you are cut off by lions."
That was Brad Pitt. Bless.
Nicky Campbell: But, did Shakespeare ever split an infinitive?
William Shatner: To be or not to be