Chief soothsayer (Phil Davis): I say, Doctor, do you think the audience enjoyed my intense acting?
Doctor: [in the rubble] You brought the house down!
(Cumaean Sybil enters, shedding gravel)
The Sybil: Pompeii's citizens will suffer the fate of the sinful men of Gomorrah!
Doctor: Will they, indeed?
The Sybil: And Sodom
Doctor: Ooh, I agree, the lot of 'em!
Donna: Doctor, you can't mean it. You must spare someone! (bursts into tears)
Doctor: Ooh, she's very embittered, you know. Very embittered. You've seen the ring she had on? Well, allegedly, that was given to her by her fiancé when she was a young woman, but he jilted her, and she hasn't had it off since!
Donna: Are you disrespecting me?
Doctor: [to audience] I will quote from the words of Cleopatra to Mark Antony: if you enjoyed it, tell all your friends. Saluté!