1. You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow. Got by ajr
2. Where did you learn how to spin, No-Face? Got by snowking
3. Micro changes in air density, my ass. Got by iainjcoleman
4. I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
(ETA I got that one from IMDB but perhaps it should be 'Tied to this fucking chair' but I might be wrong.)
5. The Pentecost... I don't... I don't know what the pentecost is. I guess it means the world ends and guys like you and me march off to hell.
6. You're like Santa Claus with that list, Bud, except everyone on it's been naughty. Got by despotliz
7. Bent law can be tolerated for as long as they're lubricating, but you have become definitely parched. If I was you, I'd run for cover and close the hatch, 'cause you're gonna wind up on one of those meat hooks, my son. Got by getawaywithit
8. 'It's not fair.' 'Not Fair? WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE!' Got by snowking
9. You know, not too long ago I couldn't do that. Could barely take a breath without coughing up a pint of blood. Tuberculosis. That along with fierce headaches... depression... suicidal ambition. I was in pretty horrible shape. In fact I was on my way to a sanatorium to convalesce when a native scout told me a curious story...
10. Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women. Got by dremiel
11. 'Shakes? Me too. I get 'em bad. It's part of the business.'
'I'm not in the business. I am the business.'Got by dremiel
12. Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies? Got by despotliz