You're Rimmer/Lister! A quite unlikely coupling,
but there's a reason Rimmsy touched Listy first
when he got his hard light projection skills.
There has to be.
Which Sci-Fi Slash Couple Are You?
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Meanwhile there are some great pictures of Rimmer here.
"I'm going to thrash you within an inch of your life. And then I'm going to have you."
"Because I'm not a very nice person."
Stop press: found the picture I was looking for.