1. Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs:
No I shan't. Inspired by kalypso_v, who answered entirely in words taken from the Book of Common Prayer, I shall answer entirely in dialogue from my favourite film Get Carter
2. Are you male or female:
'Now you're asking.'
3. Describe yourself:
'Talk, or I'll kill you.'
4. How do some people feel about you:
'I'm the villain in the family, remember?'
5. How do you feel about yourself:
'Clever sod aren't you?'
on re-reading: Irony comes across pretty badly on the Internet
6. Describe where you want to be:
'Where are we going, Princess?'
'To the Demon King's Castle, of course'
7. Describe how you live:
'You're a big man but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself'
8. Describe how you love:
'There's not much rough stuff.'
9. What would you ask for if you had just one wish:
'Make us a cup of tea and I'll tell you. I might even let you watch.'
10. Now say goodbye:
'You will be coming back won't you?'
'How could I stay away?'