I just went and had my hair cut. My hairdresser is an amateur boxer. She kept me entertained telling me all about a big fight she had in Coventry city centre with some other girls. It was quite exciting: 'She came at with with a bottle, and I took a swing at her, and I knocked her flat and I was like this' (gesturing with her upraised fist) 'and then I realised I was like bleedin' and she'd only caught me one, and chipped me tooth' (shows me damaged tooth). Crikey. I'm always aware that I'm living in the future, and now I'm living in a future where girl gangs brawl in the streets.