Make hard CA$H from home while the world is in flames!
Are you an animal lover and also an atheist, agnostic, jew, muslim, or other non-Christian? If so, you might qualify for the JesusPets Partner Program!
JesusPets will pay YOU to take care of dogs, cats, and other pets after The Rapture. To qualify, you must agree with The JesusPets Partner Program Statement:
* I love animals, and am willing to care for pets after the Christian Rapture.
* I am not, and never have been a born-again Christian.
* I believe it is immoral to have sex with animals, and have no desire to do so.
* I believe it is immoral to consume common domesticated pets (note: this includes goldfish!), and have no desire to do so.
If you agree with this statement, then please contact JesusPets to join our international community of JesusPets Partners!
(Almost certainly a spoof damnit)