happytune is planning to stage a production of the vagina monologues for charity, and asked me to perform in it. Being an immense show-off I am delighted. Man, the rest of this blog just writes itself... 'This part was made for me', 'I'm only to happy to play my part', 'I'll get stuck into the part', 'I hope I can pull it off' (no, that one doesn't work).
Anyway, I must get stitching on my costume. Sequins are so fiddly.