Infinite Jest (the first 200-odd pages and some other non-sequential portions) by David Foster Wallace
Under the Skin by Michael Faber
Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan
Moominsummer Madness by Tove Janssen
Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett
Note I have included a link to a picture of Michael Faber because he is the most good looking writer ever in my opinion. In fact it's difficult to think of too many handsome writers. Will Self is sexy I suppose, if you like that sort of thing, and China Mieville appeals to some I know.
I'd be interested in your opinions on this most superficial of topics. Best looking writers, of either sex?
I might post some short reviews of these books, in a bit if anyone is interested.