Communicator (communicator) wrote,
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Just the face

Sounds like some of you need cheerin' up. One of my lj-friends is the Snopes website that confirms or debunks urban legends. You can send them details of a story and ask them if it is true. They recently posted this list of daft and alarming questions they have been asked.


If someone was too eat a huge clump of wasabi paste... Could they choke to death from being unable to breath?

here's a good one

They say that if a person has a pet cat and dies, if the person's body is not found fairly soon after death, the cat, having not been fed, will become ravenously hungry and eat the dead person's face off — JUST the face!

Is this true? My cat often looks me in the face. I used to think he was just being friendly. Now I know he's just sizing me up, like a chef at a butcher shop, waiting for "the big day". Since hearing this rumor, every time my cat licks his chops it gives me the willies!


Some are rather challenging

can you tell me how i would analyze the effect each statistic has on the world?


I also came across this list of solutions to famous lateral thinking problems. You have to highlight the white text to read the answers. They get progressively more manic as you go - (obscenity warning) and by the end I was, you know, LOL.



A woman has incontestible proof that her sister murdered her husband. In court, however, the judge says, 'Although there can be no doubt that this woman is guilty, she cannot be punished.' Why?

Answer:

Thanks to new EU human rights legislation, all murderers now have to be set free and given a medal and a slice of cake
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    I see Gove has backed down on climate change and it's back in the curriculum again.

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    My book is now for sale

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