Mental experiment - are there are any memorable quotes from the League of Gentlemen that wouldn't be funny in this context?
"BRITAIN - if you've come here to laugh at the bumper stickers and the wind up willies, you can sod off now"
"There is a Swansea!"
"I once saw daddy beat a man until both he and the man were crying"
"You're my wife now, Dave"
EDIT - I think the poster you make expires after half a day