May 6th, 2010

breaking bad

Election Night Special

I was very proud going to vote with my two children towering over me. The lady said to my daughter 'This must be your first? It's an important one.' She's just six weeks old enough to vote if you see what I mean. The last time the Tories won an election she was about ten weeks old, total.

Well, they may not win, but I'm not expecting much. I made a bet last year and if the Tories get an overall majority I have to hand over a tenner to my son.

I think people don't realise how bloody awful things are going to be now.

Did you see: a guy changed his name and stood in Norman Tebbit's constituency under the name 'None of the Above'. Unfortunately as his surname is 'Above' he appeared at the top of the list. That's gotta hurt.