February 3rd, 2004

breaking bad

'I am not the Psychological Warfare Mascot'

I ought to be working but this made me laugh a lot.

SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do (may be apocryphal)

for example

Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.

May no longer perform my now (in)famous 'Barbie Girl Dance' while on duty.

Don't tell Princess Di jokes in front of the British Airborne.