Communicator (communicator) wrote,

Ways of making you talk

Black humour at its blackest. One of the three Briton's recently released from Guantanomo Bay says that he was tortured to make him confess 'Where would you get surface-to-air missiles in Tipton?' I feel horror, and yet I also burst out laughing.

Perhaps this won't mean much to people who don't live in the West Midlands, but Tipton is the smallest and most boring of towns.

There are some nice small railings outside the Shepperds Cottage pub on the Wednesbury Oak Road, some tidy benchs at Wednesbury Oak Primary School and finally there are some steps at the Mecca Bingo hall in Wednesbury.

I'm not sure other countries have places quite as unlikely to be a source of surface to air missiles. You'd be hard pushed to say where to get decent patio furniture in Tipton. Imagine being tortured until you revealed that.

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    I see Gove has backed down on climate change and it's back in the curriculum again.

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