Quite an amusing thing to do is to go to ff.net, pick your fandom of choice, and search 'Story summary' using your name as a keyword. The idea is to find daft plots in which 'you' take a starring role. Instead this was what I found.
STORY RATED FOR HIGH GRAPHIC EXPLINATIONS AND SOME DEATH.ALISON THIS IS FOR YOU
Gee, thanks, I guess. You didn't have to write it all in capitals you know.