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08:07 am - To do
The feminist agenda:

0800 - 0815
Introduction, Opening Remarks

0815 - 0915
Plot to Overthrow World Leadership

0915 - 0930
BREAK - Coffee and donuts

0930 - 1030
Undermine World Religions

1030 - 1200
General Attacks on the Institution of the Family

1200 - 1300
Catered Lunch and Fashion Show

1300 - 1330
Plot to Remove All Men From The World

1330 - 1400
BREAK - Cake and Champagne

1400 - 1500
Leave Husbands (If Applicable)

1500 - 1530
Kill Children

1530 - 1700
Become Lesbian

1730+
Evening Mixer; Open Bar

From Long walk, short pier. Where you will also find the (similarly packed) homosexal agenda.

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From:[info]hafren
Date:March 27th, 2004 12:13 am (UTC)
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You know you're in trouble when you find yourself wondering "is that ironic or just a neat idea?"

(It is sneaky and underhand. It is a good plan"

- René in 'Allo, 'Allo
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From:[info]communicator
Date:March 27th, 2004 12:22 am (UTC)
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Plus cake!
From:[info]akanthis
Date:March 27th, 2004 07:07 am (UTC)
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1500 - 1530
Kill Children

As a high school teacher, I´ll second that, while secondarily suggesting an extension of the age limit for childhood: nobody younger than eighteen has a right to live, unless muzzled and chained to their parents´ wall.
From:[info]hardrada
Date:March 27th, 2004 07:08 am (UTC)
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Actually, you'll find a more comprehensive homosexual agenda at

http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html
From:[info]ex_kharin447
Date:March 27th, 2004 09:13 am (UTC)
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"Because the maître d' recognizes you from a gay bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30."

HOORAY!!

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